So You’re Going To Rio de Janeiro (Brazil)
Previously:
- Rio de Janiero Travel Guide
- Introduction To Brazilian Girls
- Brazilian Gym Culture
- Three Best Cities In South America
I’ve received a lot of questions from guys going to Rio who want to have sex with a Brazilian girl. Keeping that in mind, here are some tips to achieve that goal:
1. Where to stay? The two main popular beaches are Ipanema and Copacabana. During the day Ipanema’s beach will be packed with beautiful people while Copa’s will be sparsely filled with families and random backpackers. During the night Ipanema’s expensive restaurants will be bustling with patrons while Copa’s shady streets will be more or less dead with the occasional vendor. Ipanema is rich and flashy while Copa is more rugged with a working class character.
If you are going for a short time, lodge in Ipanema, but if you are lucky enough to stay for more than a couple weeks then split your time up. Since most clubs won’t be within walking distance from wherever you stay, it’s hard to make a regretful choice. Personally I liked Copa more because it was gentler on my budget. I took a cheap bus when I wanted to go to Ipanema’s beach.
2. Hostel, hotel, or apartment? If you have the money stay in an apartment. Many hotels are cracking down on bringing back late-night guests, and you’ll be disappointed to find out your expensive hotel won’t let you bring a girl back when she’s begging for sex at 3am in the morning. Here are some sites for apartment rentals:
If you stay at a hostel, all you need is a piece of paper in your jean pocket with the address of an hourly hotel (there’s one in my Rio guide). If you meet a girl who wants your sex, simply show a cab driver the address and take her to the hotel. Since hourly hotels are common in Rio and the practice of going to one is ingrained in the culture, a girl won’t think of it as cheesy or low-class. Hostel links:
- Mango Tree – clean Ipanema hostel in prime spot
- Hostel World
- Hostelz.com
3. How much to bring? Brazil’s currency, the real (pronounced hey-ow, believe it or not), is getting quite strong thanks to the weakening dollar. I wouldn’t plan on spending less than $100 a day to sight-see, eat occasionally at decent restaurants, go out drinking at clubs, sleep in a hostel, and buy souvenirs at markets instead of boutiques. Spending can get really out of hand if you don’t watch it, moreso than other South American countries. Yet if you tell a Brazilian that their country is twice as expensive as their neighbor Argentina, they will counter that their life is twice as good. Touché.
4. What to study? After you study what I write about Brazilian girls on my blog, pick up a copy of How To Be A Carioca, a fun book that exposes you to the culture and also acts as a phrase book and dictionary to teach you slang words that will amuse the locals.
If you’re going to stay for a while and have money to blow, get Rio For Partiers. It’s an alternative, expensive guide book that is a more current and edgy version of How To Be A Carioca that zeroes in on the nightlife. It’s a pretty short read but the information is helpful.
The last book I recommend is my book Bang (duh). The Western game I teach translates very well for the many Brazilian girls who speak English (you will notice English schools on every other block). I wish I could say the same for Argentine girls.
5. How to mentally prepare? They key to success and happiness in Rio is approaching during the daytime on the beach and on the street. Girls will be very receptive if you open with an angle asking for some sort of help like directions or the best place to get açaí. Then you can easily transition to normal game after that by asking if she’s going out later.
The reason approaching during the daytime is so important is that Rio’s nightlife is surprisingly not very good. For a population of it’s size there is a limited amount of nightclubs and bars, unlike a city like Buenos Aires which has a club for every 20 people. You can’t sit on your ass all day and then say you’ll do something at night because you may not be able to find a good selection of girls at night. Catch them during the day and be a man about it and strike up conversation. In Ipanema the place to be during the day is by Posto 9 next to the tall coconut tree. You can’t miss it.
6. What if you fail? When all else falls and you can’t get laid to save your life and it’s your last night in Rio, head on over to Help nightclub in Copa (any self-respecting taxi driver knows where it is), pay the $20 or so cover charge to get in and bask in a sea of beautiful Brazilian prostitutes. I’m afraid I cannot give you an estimate since I did not indulge in their services. I also hear there are happy ending massage parlors but I did not notice them while I was there. Good luck!
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Do South American girls like cunnilingus?
Do they like it? They hardly want anything else! So the key to happiness is to find a girl who is fragrant down there, rather than one who smells like a pissoir.
2 years, 5 months ago
Nice Roosh. thanks for the PUA advice. I am heading to Rio tomorrow.
-AW
Most girl enjoy anal sex much more than girls from other countries. They told me it is part of the culture they are brought up in. One thing I found help full when selecting a girl is that during the conversation I state that I never pay for sex so if she is a prostitute she will soon walk away! I found sex with these girls to be highly active and creative with no limits what they do!
Never go down on party pussy
Brazilian girls are nasty whores that fuck anything that they think they can get something from! Any guy in the world can get laid in Brazil just ask my buddy Chris!
Adela Tours helped me navigate the nightlife. I took a terma tour. It was worth every cent. The next night I took a disco tour; again worth every cent.
Here is the website:
This is ridiculous.
This is all bullshit, just a blog with nice words to attract suckers to buy some stupid stuff
Hey-ow ??? Man, where did you learn Portuguese??? If you said something like RE-ow, it would make more sense. You know nothing about Brazil you idiot
actually, hey- ow is right. i speak portuguese, and we pronounce it hey-ow as in portuguese the letter r, depending on the letters in front of it or preceding it, is pronounced like a breathy H. And the letter e, is pronounced more like saying a or ay, rather than ee. so hay-ow is correct pronounciation. Obrigado
fuck off you gay bastard, no-one wants to go with you
I’m not gay, just ask your sister she’ll tell you
I’m going next Monday. Nov. 7.. Are u still gonna be there?
yh man goin thursday nov 10. Where r u traveling from? Where u srayin overthere?
If we are whores, you are a bunch of losers that needs a blog to teach you how to get laid around the world.
Yeah your are whores. Otherwise i wouldent be banging the fuck out of you for past 10 years.
bloody hell rio is great meet bird in the day cause there desprate to get out of the country and you will have a beauty every night unless your a yank
Whoever wrote this article is a fucking idiot!!
HAHAHHA the comments are fukin hilarious
haha at the comments! all u guys got da aids!!