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Overview

Not much stands out in Chile, one of the more generic countries in South America. Get ready for some sticker shock if you are coming from other countries because it is more expensive here. While it is not as expensive as Brazil, expect to drop at least $60 a day here for things you can do in other South American countries for 20% less.

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The Girls

Chilean girls are not very attractive: homely faces, pale brown skin color like Tiramasu ice cream, and extra pounds with gigantic hammy arms that make you long for Argentina. Even though the girls in Chile are on par with ones in Peru, they act like they are Argentine with their cold attitude and prudish nature. Don’t bother.

Prices

Basic set lunch: $4.00
Bottle of big beer: $2.50
Cappuccino: $3.00
Internet per hour: $1.00
Hostel dorm bed per night: $12.00
Nice steak dinner: $9.00
Short taxi ride: $3.00
Postcard stamp: $0.90

Safety

Chile is arguably the safest country in the continent, but keep in mind you are still in South America. Watch for petty muggers who grab your bag when you are distracted and take note of the bad areas in Valparaiso.

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Related Resources:

Chile Guidebook
If you're only going to visit only Chile then I recommend you get this guide, which is far more detailed than the continental guide below, with options that cater to a range of budgets instead of only the shoestring backpacking crowd. Also it gives more respectable treatment to small cities and towns that the larger guide breezes over with a paragraph or two.

South America On A Shoestring Guidebook
This is the guidebook that I used in my six month trip in South America. The maps are excellent, the information is complete and thorough, and the reviews are accurate, which is why it's often called "the bible" by many travelers. The only problem is that everyone else has this book so if you are the type of person that wants to hit the isolated small towns you will be disappointed. My advice is to use this book for its maps and information on getting from city to city, but talk to the locals and other travelers for those isolated gems that Lonely Planet for some reason didn't find worthy to include.

Spanish For Beginners
My copy of this book is so beat up and weathered it's disintegrating before my eyes. I took it with me to South America because I loved how it was organized in a logical way that kept me motivated to keep studying. Lessons start short and easy and increase in complexity as you tackle frustrating readings that help take you to the next level. The only downside of this book is that it was originally published in 1957 so some of the vocabulary is very dated. Still, you'll be hard-pressed to find a modern equivalent of this book whose teachings approach the same quality. Last time I checked you can grab a used copy from Amazon for less than a dollar.


3,768 Comments »
1 Anonymous
1 day, 14 hours ago

Die Chile!!!!!

2 Anonymous
1 day, 14 hours ago

Rude Chilean bullies calling me Teton Teton everyday

3 Anonymous
1 day, 14 hours ago

Chilenos Rotos ordinarios indios pobres y feo cara de poto just do the world a favor and die chile

4 Anonymous
1 day, 14 hours ago

Chileans have a big fat nasty rude and smelly mouth . It’s no wonder education levels are low and much poverty in little Chile haha

5 Anonymous
1 day, 13 hours ago

FUCK I HATE CHILE SO MUCH RUDE INDIANS

6 Anonymous
1 day, 13 hours ago

CHILENOS ROTOS ORDINARIOS INDIOS MUERTOS DE HAMBRE

7 Anonymous
1 day, 13 hours ago

CHILEANS ARE HIPOCRITES ARENT THEY

8 Anonymous
1 day, 13 hours ago

RUDE CHILEAN BULLIES INDIOS MALEDUCADOS ROTOS POBRES FEOS DE LA SPOLAS NO ME DAN PENA PARA NADA PORQUE SON UNOS ROTOS RESENTIDOS Y MALEDUCADOS HAHA!!

9 Anonymous
1 day, 13 hours ago

CHILEANS WILL BREAK YOUR FAMILY APART WITH HISSED INSULTS AND BULLYING AND CRONIC CONSTANT NAME CALLING. CHILEANS ARE VERY RUDE PEOPLE AND WILL DRIVE YOU CRAZY UNTIL YOU GO CRAZY. CHILEANS ARE LETHAL TRUST ME

10 Anonymous
1 day, 12 hours ago

Chileans are very cold and insular people which explains be why there are only 17 million people in that third world shithole !!

11 Anonymous
1 day, 10 hours ago

BORING AND SHY BUT RUDE CHILEANS GO ANYWHERE BUT CHILE FOR HAPPINESS .

12 Anonymous
1 day, 10 hours ago

CHILEANS ARE NASTY VULGAR AND EXTREMELY RUDE. THEY WILL CALL YOU TETON TETON AND CERDO CERDO FUCK YOU CHILE !

13 Anonymous
1 day, 10 hours ago

TETON TETON

14 Anonymous
1 day, 10 hours ago

UGLY CHILEANS CHILENOS VENENOSOS

15 Anonymous
1 day, 10 hours ago

CHILENOS MALVADOS Y ENVIDIOSOS

16 Anonymous
1 day, 10 hours ago

SUICIDE IS COMMON IN CHILE BECAUSE OF THE BULLYING OF THE CHILEAN

17 Anonymous
1 day, 10 hours ago

DEPRESSION IS COMMON IN CHILE BECAUSE OF THE CHILEAN BULLYING

18 Anonymous
1 day, 10 hours ago

Les gustan mis Tetas chilenitos

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