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Overview

Not much stands out in Chile, one of the more generic countries in South America. Get ready for some sticker shock if you are coming from other countries because it is more expensive here. While it is not as expensive as Brazil, expect to drop at least $60 a day here for things you can do in other South American countries for 20% less.

City Guides

The Girls

Chilean girls are not very attractive: homely faces, pale brown skin color like Tiramasu ice cream, and extra pounds with gigantic hammy arms that make you long for Argentina. Even though the girls in Chile are on par with ones in Peru, they act like they are Argentine with their cold attitude and prudish nature. Don’t bother.

Prices

Basic set lunch: $4.00
Bottle of big beer: $2.50
Cappuccino: $3.00
Internet per hour: $1.00
Hostel dorm bed per night: $12.00
Nice steak dinner: $9.00
Short taxi ride: $3.00
Postcard stamp: $0.90

Safety

Chile is arguably the safest country in the continent, but keep in mind you are still in South America. Watch for petty muggers who grab your bag when you are distracted and take note of the bad areas in Valparaiso.

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Related Resources:

Chile Guidebook
If you're only going to visit only Chile then I recommend you get this guide, which is far more detailed than the continental guide below, with options that cater to a range of budgets instead of only the shoestring backpacking crowd. Also it gives more respectable treatment to small cities and towns that the larger guide breezes over with a paragraph or two.

South America On A Shoestring Guidebook
This is the guidebook that I used in my six month trip in South America. The maps are excellent, the information is complete and thorough, and the reviews are accurate, which is why it's often called "the bible" by many travelers. The only problem is that everyone else has this book so if you are the type of person that wants to hit the isolated small towns you will be disappointed. My advice is to use this book for its maps and information on getting from city to city, but talk to the locals and other travelers for those isolated gems that Lonely Planet for some reason didn't find worthy to include.

Spanish For Beginners
My copy of this book is so beat up and weathered it's disintegrating before my eyes. I took it with me to South America because I loved how it was organized in a logical way that kept me motivated to keep studying. Lessons start short and easy and increase in complexity as you tackle frustrating readings that help take you to the next level. The only downside of this book is that it was originally published in 1957 so some of the vocabulary is very dated. Still, you'll be hard-pressed to find a modern equivalent of this book whose teachings approach the same quality. Last time I checked you can grab a used copy from Amazon for less than a dollar.


2,242 Comments »
1 Anonymous
1 week, 3 days ago

Chilenos rotos ordinarios Indios maleducados . Die Chile and do the world a favor

2 Anonymous
1 week, 3 days ago

Chileans are rude cold nasty and vulgar people.They are very shy but very rude.They are also insular people and very distant.

3 Anonymous
1 week, 2 days ago

Chileans are very rude nasty vulgar and cold backstabbing people.They are insular shy but rude and very classist and racist.

4 Anonymous
1 week ago

Chilenos rotos ordinarios Indios maleducados pudranse en chile

5 Anonymous
1 week ago

CHILENOS ROTOS BULLIES DE MIERDA SU PAIS ES UN INFIERNO Y UNA MIERDA ROTOS ORDINARIOS MUERA CHILE MIERDA FUCK YOU THIRD WORLD!!

6 Anonymous
1 week ago

Chileans are major bullies.Everyone bullies everyone in Chile and name calling is common.Stay away from Chile for mental peace.

7 Anonymous
1 week ago

Chileans are horrible people.They are cronic constant bullies just say No to chile

8 Anonymous
1 week ago

Very nasty and very rude chilean bullies

9 Anonymous
1 week ago

Chileans are major bullies.Keep away from Chile for mental peace

10 Anonymous
5 days, 6 hours ago

Ugly chileans ugly classist indians

11 Anonymous
5 days, 6 hours ago

Bullies bullies bullies Chilean bullies

12 Anonymous
5 days, 3 hours ago

Chilenos falsos rotos y maleducados

13 Anonymous
3 days, 5 hours ago

Ugly rude brown poor nasty backstabbing Chile.

14 Anonymous
3 days, 5 hours ago

Chilenos roteques de mierda

15 Anonymous
3 days, 4 hours ago

Chileans either ignore you or insult you what a bunch of losers

16 Anonymous
3 days, 4 hours ago

Chileans are major cronic bullies

17 Anonymous
3 days, 4 hours ago

CHILEANS WILL BULLY YOU TO DEATH AND TORTURE ENEMYS WITH PETTY AND CONSTANT CRONIC INSULTS, BEWARE THE RUDE CHILEAN.

18 Anonymous
3 days, 4 hours ago

RUDE CHILEAN BULLIES, ROTOS CHAQUETEROS ROTOS ORDINARIOS MUERA CHILE MIERDA

19 Anonymous
3 days, 4 hours ago

CHILEANS ARE THE ENEMY, THEY ARE BACKSTABBERS LOSERS AND POOR UGLY INDIANS, JUST AVOID CHILE FOR BETTER LIFE

20 Anonymous
3 days, 4 hours ago

SMOG SMOKE CIGARRETES ALCOHOL AND POLLUTION FOR SANTIAGO HAHA!

21 Anonymous
3 days, 2 hours ago

RUDE NASTY VULGAR USELESS UGLY CHILEANS MUERA CHILE MIERDA

22 Anonymous
3 days, 1 hour ago

RUDE VULGAR MENTALLY ILL CHILEAN BULLIES

23 Anonymous
3 days, 1 hour ago

VERY RUDE AND DEPRESSIVE NASTY UGLY THIRD WORLD RUDE INDIANS.I HATE CHILE AND YOU SHOULD TOO.

24 Anonymous
2 days, 2 hours ago

Chileans are rude nasty bullies and chileans have mental problems.

25 Anonymous
2 days, 2 hours ago

Chilenos envidiosos chaqueteros y classists pudranse en su Pais deprimido

26 Anonymous
2 days, 2 hours ago

CHILENOS ROTOS ORDINARIOS CLASSISTAS Y MALEDUCADOS, GENTE INTROVERTIDA Y ABURRIDA, PUDRANSE EN EL FIN DEL MUNDO SHITLE

27 Anonymous
2 days, 1 hour ago

MUCH SMOG AND POLLUTION FOR YOU UGLY RUDE CHILEAN INDIANS, ROTOS ORDINARIOS .

28 Anonymous
2 days, 1 hour ago

DIRTY RUDE AND NASTY CHILEAN BULLIES

29 Anonymous
1 day, 1 hour ago

Chileans are cronic constant envious bullies.die chile

30 Anonymous
1 day ago

NAME CALLING AND PETTY BULLYING IS COMMON AND AMONG THE MOST CARACERISTIC OF THE CHILEAN PEOPLE, ALSO THEY ARE ENVIOUS RUDE AND NASTY TOWARDS STRANGERS, DONT BOTHER WITH CHILE, IT IS A LOST CAUSE .

31 Anonymous
23 hours, 49 minutes ago

Chileans are cold and insecure people. Beware the rude chilean.

32 Anonymous
23 hours, 35 minutes ago

Chile is a very overrated country.

33 Anonymous
22 hours, 48 minutes ago

Chilenos rotos ordinarios Indios classistas y maleducados chantas falsos y superficiales muera Chile mierda

34 Anonymous
22 hours, 33 minutes ago

Shy but rude chilean bullies.Truly the worst country on the face of the Earth. Just say no to Chilean bullies .

35 Anonymous
4 hours ago

Chile has the most bullies and depression and suicide rates in All of Latin America.Just keep away from Chile and you should be fine.

36 Anonymous
3 hours, 57 minutes ago

Chileans are backstabbing indians and will play dirty rude so they can get ahead. No to chile

37 Anonymous
3 hours, 56 minutes ago

Much smog in santiago

38 Anonymous
3 hours, 37 minutes ago

Chileans torture their victims with insults and cronic bullying

39 Anonymous
2 hours, 13 minutes ago

CHILEANS ARE KNOWN FOR THEIR VULGARITY RUDENESS AND ARROGANCE, UGLY CLASSIST CHILEANS.YOUR WHOLE COUNTRY IS A BIG FAT LIE, UGLY MORENOS.

40 Anonymous
1 hour, 54 minutes ago

CHILEANS ARE VERY RUDE AS A SOCIETY

41 Anonymous
1 hour, 50 minutes ago

QUALITY OF LIFE IS BAD FOR ALL CHILEANS BECAUSE EVERYONE BULLIES EVERYONE WITHOUT LAWS.HORRIBLE THIRD WORLD COUNTRY CALLED SHITLE, A HORRIBLE SHITHOLE .

42 Anonymous
1 minute ago

Chileans are envious and very classist people

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