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Overview

Not much stands out in Chile, one of the more generic countries in South America. Get ready for some sticker shock if you are coming from other countries because it is more expensive here. While it is not as expensive as Brazil, expect to drop at least $60 a day here for things you can do in other South American countries for 20% less.

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The Girls

Chilean girls are not very attractive: homely faces, pale brown skin color like Tiramasu ice cream, and extra pounds with gigantic hammy arms that make you long for Argentina. Even though the girls in Chile are on par with ones in Peru, they act like they are Argentine with their cold attitude and prudish nature. Don’t bother.

Prices

Basic set lunch: $4.00
Bottle of big beer: $2.50
Cappuccino: $3.00
Internet per hour: $1.00
Hostel dorm bed per night: $12.00
Nice steak dinner: $9.00
Short taxi ride: $3.00
Postcard stamp: $0.90

Safety

Chile is arguably the safest country in the continent, but keep in mind you are still in South America. Watch for petty muggers who grab your bag when you are distracted and take note of the bad areas in Valparaiso.

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Related Resources:

Chile Guidebook
If you're only going to visit only Chile then I recommend you get this guide, which is far more detailed than the continental guide below, with options that cater to a range of budgets instead of only the shoestring backpacking crowd. Also it gives more respectable treatment to small cities and towns that the larger guide breezes over with a paragraph or two.

South America On A Shoestring Guidebook
This is the guidebook that I used in my six month trip in South America. The maps are excellent, the information is complete and thorough, and the reviews are accurate, which is why it's often called "the bible" by many travelers. The only problem is that everyone else has this book so if you are the type of person that wants to hit the isolated small towns you will be disappointed. My advice is to use this book for its maps and information on getting from city to city, but talk to the locals and other travelers for those isolated gems that Lonely Planet for some reason didn't find worthy to include.

Spanish For Beginners
My copy of this book is so beat up and weathered it's disintegrating before my eyes. I took it with me to South America because I loved how it was organized in a logical way that kept me motivated to keep studying. Lessons start short and easy and increase in complexity as you tackle frustrating readings that help take you to the next level. The only downside of this book is that it was originally published in 1957 so some of the vocabulary is very dated. Still, you'll be hard-pressed to find a modern equivalent of this book whose teachings approach the same quality. Last time I checked you can grab a used copy from Amazon for less than a dollar.


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1 Anonymous
6 days, 14 hours ago

Chilenos maleducados llamandome Teton Teton Teton Teton y cerdo cerdo todos los dias. Rude Chileans cold and very rude and uneducated society. Muera Chile mierda!!

2 Anonymous
6 days, 11 hours ago

RUDE CHILEANS, RUDE POISONOUS NASTY INDIANS .

3 Anonymous
5 days, 2 hours ago

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4 Anonymous
5 days, 2 hours ago

Chile es un asco y una mierda lleno de rotos y flites picantes. Chileans are envious and rude bullies. That is the truth.

5 Anonymous
5 days, 2 hours ago

Chileans call me Teton Teton and more Teton everyday right outside my home. This country is a fucking joke and I regret all my life coming to this poor shithole.

6 Anonymous
5 days, 2 hours ago

Chilenos deprimidos resentidos y envisions llamandome Teton Teton todos los dias. Chile stinks and your country sucks full of rude and ugly people

7 Anonymous
5 days, 2 hours ago

Chileans will hiss out insults and bully you to you go crazy. Chileans are known to be useless bullies and rude classiest envious people. Just fuck you Shirley your country stinks

8 Anonymous
5 days, 2 hours ago

Chile is a horrible country to live in. People treat each other like shit and everyone insults everyone like there is no tomorrow. Chileans are super bullies and they have made a reputation with that.

9 Anonymous
4 days, 23 hours ago

Chilenos maleducados venenosos y rotos ordinarios

10 Anonymous
3 days, 19 hours ago

Chilenos rotos venenosos y infelizes. Chile es el pais mas odiado de Latino America y con Buena razon son todos Unos rotos ordinarios en Chile.

11 Anonymous
3 days, 19 hours ago

I hate Chileans and I hate rude Chileans bullies so much. Chilenos rotos ordinarios llamandome Teton Teton todos los Santos dias del anio.

12 Anonymous
3 days, 17 hours ago

CHILENOS ROTOS ORDINAIOS INDIOS MALEDUCADOS ROTEQUES Y VULGARES CLASSISTAS Y GENTE MUY FRIA COLD Y VENENOSA.

13 Anonymous
3 days, 17 hours ago

CHILEANS ARE MAJOR BULLIES. EDUCATION IS EXTREMELY LOW IN CHILE AND VULGARITY AND ECONOMIC INEQUALITY IS VERY HIGH IN LITTLE CHILE. ITS PEOPLE ARE COLD USELESS RUDE BULLIES.JUST SAY NO TO CHILE.

14 Anonymous
3 days, 17 hours ago

RUDE CHILEANS UGLY BROWN LITTLE BULLIES . CHILE THE RACE OF SHIT AND NASTYNESS. ENJOY YOUR SANTIAGO SMOG AND SMOKING INDIAN ASSHOLES.

15 Anonymous
3 days, 17 hours ago

CHILEANS ARE BACKSTABBERS AND COLD NASTY LITTLE INDIANS.THEY WILL LAUGH AND INSULT YOU IN YOUR FACE LIKE NOTHING. BAD CHILEANS.

16 Anonymous
3 days, 17 hours ago

CHILE IS A JOKE OF A COUNTRY. EVERYONE BULLIES AND INSULTS EVERYONE LIKE THERE IS NO TOMORROW.CHILENOS INDIOS MALEDUCADOS. PICO ES LO QUE SON, NADA DE DESARROLLO EN SHITLE. TU PAIS ME DA UN ASCO CHILENITOS ROTOS ORDINARIOS . PUDRANSE EN EL FIN DEL MUNDO!!

17 Anonymous
3 days, 17 hours ago

CHILEANS ARE VERY RUDE AND INSULAR PEOPLE. CHILE AND FRIENDS FROM THE KINDERGARTEN GROUP. JUST DIE CHILE AND DO THE WORLD A FAVOR !!!

18 Anonymous
3 days, 17 hours ago

Rude and nasty icy cold chileans

19 Anonymous
3 days, 17 hours ago

All Chileans lack manners lack education and are truly a pain in the ass. Chile the most unfriendly most rudest country in All of Latin america

20 Anonymous
3 days, 17 hours ago

Chile is an extremely horrible and overrated country . Chileans are very weird cold and nasty nasty rude people. Long live America the best country in the world . Just say no to Chile.

21 Anonymous
3 days, 16 hours ago

America I love you. Chile I hate you. Nasty chileans

22 Anonymous
3 days, 16 hours ago

Fuck you rude nasty cold Chilean bullies your country and its people are rude nasty horrible absolutely horrible people. Just skip Chile for better life

23 Anonymous
3 days, 16 hours ago

I hate you Chile with all my heart.

24 Anonymous
3 days, 16 hours ago

Chileans will bully you to death .

25 Anonymous
3 days, 16 hours ago

Rude Chilean bullies chilenos rotos ordinarios.

26 Anonymous
3 days, 16 hours ago

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27 Anonymous
3 days, 15 hours ago

Hey you rude Chilean bullies

28 Anonymous
3 days, 15 hours ago

Life was better in america

29 Anonymous
3 days, 15 hours ago

Chile is a third world shithole

30 Anonymous
3 days, 15 hours ago

Chilenos rotos picantes rotos ediondos a cayampa

31 Anonymous
3 days, 15 hours ago

Chile el pais de Gente fea rota y ordinaria adonde no existe cultura

32 Anonymous
3 days, 15 hours ago

Ugly chilenos

33 Anonymous
2 days, 18 hours ago

CHILEANS ARE MAJOR BULLIES. CHILEANS LACK EDUCATION AND ARE GROSSLY RUDE PEOPLE.

34 Anonymous
2 days, 18 hours ago

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35 Anonymous
2 days, 18 hours ago

CHILENOS ME LLAMAN TETON TETON Y ME INSULTAN TODOS LOS DIAS CHILE ES UN INFIERNO

36 Anonymous
2 days, 18 hours ago

LES EXCITAN MIS TETAS A LOS CHILENOS CIERTO

37 Anonymous
2 days, 18 hours ago

ENJOY SANTIAGO SMOG RUDE CHILEANS AND ROT

38 Anonymous
2 days, 18 hours ago

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39 Anonymous
2 days, 18 hours ago

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40 Anonymous
2 days, 18 hours ago

CHILE THE RACE OF SHIT AND NASTYNESS

41 Anonymous
2 days, 18 hours ago

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42 Anonymous
2 days, 18 hours ago

CHILENOS ME TRATAN COMO CAYAMPA Y SON MUY MALOS DE MALA CALIDAD LOS INDIOS CHILENOS JUST DIE CHILE

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