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Overview

Not much stands out in Chile, one of the more generic countries in South America. Get ready for some sticker shock if you are coming from other countries because it is more expensive here. While it is not as expensive as Brazil, expect to drop at least $60 a day here for things you can do in other South American countries for 20% less.

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The Girls

Chilean girls are not very attractive: homely faces, pale brown skin color like Tiramasu ice cream, and extra pounds with gigantic hammy arms that make you long for Argentina. Even though the girls in Chile are on par with ones in Peru, they act like they are Argentine with their cold attitude and prudish nature. Don’t bother.

Prices

Basic set lunch: $4.00
Bottle of big beer: $2.50
Cappuccino: $3.00
Internet per hour: $1.00
Hostel dorm bed per night: $12.00
Nice steak dinner: $9.00
Short taxi ride: $3.00
Postcard stamp: $0.90

Safety

Chile is arguably the safest country in the continent, but keep in mind you are still in South America. Watch for petty muggers who grab your bag when you are distracted and take note of the bad areas in Valparaiso.

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Related Resources:

Chile Guidebook
If you're only going to visit only Chile then I recommend you get this guide, which is far more detailed than the continental guide below, with options that cater to a range of budgets instead of only the shoestring backpacking crowd. Also it gives more respectable treatment to small cities and towns that the larger guide breezes over with a paragraph or two.

South America On A Shoestring Guidebook
This is the guidebook that I used in my six month trip in South America. The maps are excellent, the information is complete and thorough, and the reviews are accurate, which is why it's often called "the bible" by many travelers. The only problem is that everyone else has this book so if you are the type of person that wants to hit the isolated small towns you will be disappointed. My advice is to use this book for its maps and information on getting from city to city, but talk to the locals and other travelers for those isolated gems that Lonely Planet for some reason didn't find worthy to include.

Spanish For Beginners
My copy of this book is so beat up and weathered it's disintegrating before my eyes. I took it with me to South America because I loved how it was organized in a logical way that kept me motivated to keep studying. Lessons start short and easy and increase in complexity as you tackle frustrating readings that help take you to the next level. The only downside of this book is that it was originally published in 1957 so some of the vocabulary is very dated. Still, you'll be hard-pressed to find a modern equivalent of this book whose teachings approach the same quality. Last time I checked you can grab a used copy from Amazon for less than a dollar.


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1 Anonymous
2 days, 13 hours ago

Rude chilean bullies fuck you Chile I hate you so much

2 Anonymous
2 days, 13 hours ago

Chile is the race of shit and nastyness ugly rude useless pathetic chileans . Do the world a favor and just die forever Chile nasty rude indians !!!

3 Anonymous
2 days, 12 hours ago

Enjoy smoking chilenos

4 Anonymous
2 days, 12 hours ago

There is no way out in chile

5 Anonymous
2 days, 12 hours ago

I hope all chileans die and burn to hell rude and nasty chilenos

6 Anonymous
2 days, 12 hours ago

Learn some fucking manners ugly useless rude chilean bullies

7 Anonymous
2 days, 12 hours ago

Fuck you Chilean bullies and get a life rude nasty chilean bullies horrible horrible country third world chile

8 Anonymous
2 days, 12 hours ago

Much poverty in Chile let the world know chile is a very poor country and it’s indians lack manners ddddiiieee Chile Rotos ordinarios

9 Anonymous
2 days, 12 hours ago

Chileans are extremely cold people and are considered the race of shit by many .

10 Anonymous
2 days, 12 hours ago

Chileans play dirty and are rude ugly brown nasty indians just avoid chile

11 Anonymous
2 days, 10 hours ago

Chilenos ediondos Rotos de mierda son pateticos Los chilenos

12 Anonymous
1 day, 15 hours ago

Ugly brown rude vulgar pathetic chileans

13 Anonymous
1 day, 15 hours ago

hileans play dirty and people in Chile will harrass you over and over and insult you in your face like nothing. Truly one of the more unfriendliest places on earth

14 Anonymous
1 day, 14 hours ago

Rude venomous Chilean bullies just die Chile and do the world a favor ugly indians !!

15 Anonymous
1 day, 14 hours ago

Enjoy Santiago smog ugly brown indians

16 Anonymous
1 day, 13 hours ago

CHILEANS ENJOY CALLING THEIR VICTIM TETON TETON OUI OUI CHILE IS TRULY AN INFERNO FOR EDUCATED PEOPLE

17 Anonymous
1 day, 12 hours ago

I hate Chile and I hate chileans more than anything in this world fuck you Chile !!

18 Anonymous
1 day, 12 hours ago

I hate chileans so much fuck you Chile I hate you

19 Anonymous
1 day, 12 hours ago

Never come to Chile if you want to stay happy. Trust me you will regret coming to Chile for the rest of your life chileans are rude weird horrible nasty people, you have been warned.

20 Anonymous
1 day, 12 hours ago

Chileans are rude bullies . They call me Teton Teton feo everyday chileans should just rot in hell

21 Anonymous
1 day, 12 hours ago

Mental health is extremely poor in Chile and is people don’t do anything to make life easier for Chilean society. Chileans are envious resentful and secretly very angry indians don’t bother with Chile .

22 Anonymous
1 day, 12 hours ago

Chile is caca and shit

23 Anonymous
1 day, 12 hours ago

Chile is torture

24 Anonymous
1 day, 12 hours ago

Enjoy smoking weed and marijuana ugly chileans

25 Anonymous
1 day, 12 hours ago

Third world chike

26 Anonymous
1 day, 12 hours ago

Fat obese bachelet

27 Anonymous
1 day, 12 hours ago

Wrinkly old grandpa Sebastian Pinera old man with many wrinkles you can’t buy youth with your billions hey old man

28 Anonymous
1 day, 12 hours ago

Education is extremely low in Chile and it’s people are dirty rude pigs .

29 Anonymous
1 day, 12 hours ago

Must avoid Chilean bullies

30 Anonymous
1 day, 12 hours ago

Chilenos rotos feos malos y venenosos

31 Anonymous
1 day, 12 hours ago

Chileans are cronic bullies they will make your life a living hell they fucked up my life and family

32 Anonymous
1 day, 12 hours ago

Chilean pigs

33 Anonymous
1 day, 11 hours ago

Rude indians

34 Anonymous
1 day, 11 hours ago

Chilenos cerdos de maleducados

35 Anonymous
1 day, 11 hours ago

Chilean rude pigs

36 Anonymous
1 day, 11 hours ago

You should avoid chileans to have mental stability

37 Anonymous
1 day, 11 hours ago

Very shy but extremely rude pigs and nasty indians

38 Anonymous
1 day, 11 hours ago

Muy roteques venenosos y muy maleducados chilenos

39 Anonymous
1 day, 11 hours ago

Horrible rude and nasty chilean pigs

40 Anonymous
15 hours, 34 minutes ago

Just die rude chilean pigs .

41 Anonymous
15 hours, 8 minutes ago

Chilenos Rotos ordinarios indios maleducados y venenosos . Just die Chile .

42 Anonymous
13 hours, 39 minutes ago

Fuck you Chile I hate you so much !!!

43 Anonymous
11 hours, 44 minutes ago

Third world cronic Chilean bullies fuck you Chile I hate you so much ugly nasty indians !!

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