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Overview

Not much stands out in Chile, one of the more generic countries in South America. Get ready for some sticker shock if you are coming from other countries because it is more expensive here. While it is not as expensive as Brazil, expect to drop at least $60 a day here for things you can do in other South American countries for 20% less.

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The Girls

Chilean girls are not very attractive: homely faces, pale brown skin color like Tiramasu ice cream, and extra pounds with gigantic hammy arms that make you long for Argentina. Even though the girls in Chile are on par with ones in Peru, they act like they are Argentine with their cold attitude and prudish nature. Don’t bother.

Prices

Basic set lunch: $4.00
Bottle of big beer: $2.50
Cappuccino: $3.00
Internet per hour: $1.00
Hostel dorm bed per night: $12.00
Nice steak dinner: $9.00
Short taxi ride: $3.00
Postcard stamp: $0.90

Safety

Chile is arguably the safest country in the continent, but keep in mind you are still in South America. Watch for petty muggers who grab your bag when you are distracted and take note of the bad areas in Valparaiso.

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Related Resources:

Chile Guidebook
If you're only going to visit only Chile then I recommend you get this guide, which is far more detailed than the continental guide below, with options that cater to a range of budgets instead of only the shoestring backpacking crowd. Also it gives more respectable treatment to small cities and towns that the larger guide breezes over with a paragraph or two.

South America On A Shoestring Guidebook
This is the guidebook that I used in my six month trip in South America. The maps are excellent, the information is complete and thorough, and the reviews are accurate, which is why it's often called "the bible" by many travelers. The only problem is that everyone else has this book so if you are the type of person that wants to hit the isolated small towns you will be disappointed. My advice is to use this book for its maps and information on getting from city to city, but talk to the locals and other travelers for those isolated gems that Lonely Planet for some reason didn't find worthy to include.

Spanish For Beginners
My copy of this book is so beat up and weathered it's disintegrating before my eyes. I took it with me to South America because I loved how it was organized in a logical way that kept me motivated to keep studying. Lessons start short and easy and increase in complexity as you tackle frustrating readings that help take you to the next level. The only downside of this book is that it was originally published in 1957 so some of the vocabulary is very dated. Still, you'll be hard-pressed to find a modern equivalent of this book whose teachings approach the same quality. Last time I checked you can grab a used copy from Amazon for less than a dollar.


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1 Anonymous
1 week, 4 days ago

CHILEANS ARE ENVIOUS RESENTFUL RUDE AND SECRETLY VERY ANGRY INDIANS . JUST SAY NO TO CHILE .

2 Anonymous
1 week, 4 days ago

CHILENOS MALEDUCADOS VENENOSOS RESENTIDOS Y MUY MALA CLASE DE GENTE. LO UNICO QUE HACEN LOS CHILENOS ES LLAMARME TETON TETON TETON Y DESPUES REIRSE EN TU CARA COMO NADA. CHILENOS JUEGAN SUCIOS Y SON MUY CHANCHOS DE ROTOS .

3 Anonymous
1 week, 4 days ago

CHILEANS CALL ME TETON TETON TETON AND ARE VERY RUDE AND NASTY PEOPLE. THEY WILL LAUGH IN YOUR FACE LIKE NOTHING AND NAME CALL AND BULLY YOU TILL YOU GO CRAZY. THAT IS THE CHILEAN REALITY UNFORTUNATELY. MUERA CHILE MIERDA JUST DIE CHILE.

4 Anonymous
1 week, 4 days ago

Chileans are human leeches that will suck your blood and laugh in your face at the same time .

5 Anonymous
1 week, 4 days ago

CHILEANS HAVE NO MANNERS AND WILL LAUGH IN YOUR FACE FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON. THEY ARE UGLY AND RUDE AND SWEAR THEY ARE DEVELOPED AND PROSPEROUS, YEA WHEN NEARLY ALL THE COUNTRY IS IN DEBT AND EARNS LESS THAN 1000 DOLLARS A MONTH. CHILE IS PROBABLY THE MOST OVERRATED COUNTRY IN THE WORL AND THEY ARE VERY UGLY BROWN AND VERY VERY RUDE . YOUVE BEEN WARNED , AVOID CHILE AT ALL COSTS FOR HAPPINESS .

6 Anonymous
1 week, 4 days ago

CHILEANS ARE VERY RUDE PEOPLE AND HAVE NO IDEA WHAT EDUCATION OR COMMON COURTESY MEANS. MANY MANY PROBLEMS IN CHILE, I DONT RECOMMEND IT NOT EVEN TO MY WORST ENEMY, TRULY AN INFERNO FOR EDUCATED PEOPLE . JUST SAY NO TO CHILE .

7 Anonymous
1 week, 4 days ago

Chileans call me Teton Teton and laugh in my face everyday .

8 Anonymous
1 week, 4 days ago

RUDE CHILEAN BULLIES UGLY BROWN INDIANS CHAQUETEROS DE MIERDA CHILENOS ROTOS ORDINARIOS APRENDAN MODALES .

9 Anonymous
1 week, 4 days ago

INDIOS CHILENOS MALEDUCADOS ROTOS ORDINARIOS APRENDAN A HABLAR I HATE CHILE AND YOU SHOULD TOO . CHILEANS ARE MAJOR BULLIES AND VERY VERY VULGAR AND RUDE PEOPLE .

10 Anonymous
1 week, 4 days ago

CHILEANS LOVE TO INSULT THEIR OWN PEOPLE AND WILL CALL YOU TETON TETON, CHILENOS ROTOS ORDINARIOS .

11 Anonymous
1 week, 4 days ago

TROUBLEMAKING CHILEANS RUDE AND NASTY PEOPLE

12 Anonymous
1 week, 4 days ago

CHILEANS ARE BULLIES AND VERY RUDE PEOPLE. THEY WILL LAUGH IN YOUR FACE LIKE NOTHING AND WILL CALL YOU VULGAR INSULTS LIKE TETON TETON AND REPEATEDLY CALL YOU TETON TETON. CHILE IS TRULY ONE OF THE MORE UNFRIENDLY PLACES ON EARTH .

13 Anonymous
1 week, 4 days ago

Venomous poisonous ugly rude chileans .

14 Anonymous
1 week, 4 days ago

Chileans are cronic constant bullies . Chileans will bully you to the death . Vulgar envious resentful chileans . Chile is the race of garbage . Just skip Chile for a better life . You’ve been warned .

15 Anonymous
1 week, 2 days ago

Hai los chilenos me llaman Teton Teton Teton chilenos rotos ordinarios

16 Anonymous
1 week, 2 days ago

Chilenos maleducados indios venenosos y rotos ordinarios muera chilenos maleducados y aprendan a tratarse como seres humanos pudranse chilenos la raza de mierda y ordinariez

17 Anonymous
1 week, 2 days ago

CHILENOS MALEDUCADOS PERO TIMIDOS. TU PAIS VALE CAYAMPA Y SIEMPRE SERAN UNOS CHANTAS INUTILES. MUERA CHILE MIERDA ROTOS ORDINARIOS !!

18 Anonymous
1 week, 2 days ago

LOS CHILENOS SON INDIOS RESENTIDOS Y DROGADICTOS QUE TE INSULTARAN A CADA RATO PORQUE SON LA RAZA DE MIERDA, PUDRANSE CHILENOS .

19 Anonymous
1 week, 2 days ago

CHILENOS INTROVERTIDO PERO MALEDUCADOS, INDIOS VENENOSOS RESENTIDOS QUE JUEGAN SUCIOS Y SON LA RAZA DE MIERDA Y CAYAMPA, SOLO MUERA CHILE MIERDA !!

20 Anonymous
1 week, 2 days ago

LOS CHILENOS SON LA PEOR RAZA DE SURAMERICA. SON UNOS CHANTAS TIMIDOS PERO VULGARES Y PICANTES. JUST SAY NO NO NO TO CHILE, CHILENOS MALEDUCADOS INSULTANDOME AFUERA DE MI CASA TODOS LOS DIAS . JUST DO THE WORLD A FAVOR AND DIE CHILE ONCE AND FOR ALL .

21 Anonymous
1 week, 2 days ago

LOS CHILENOS SON AUTISTAS PERO MALEDUCADOS Y TIMIDOS A LA MISMA VEZ. JUST SAY NO TO CHILE .

22 Anonymous
1 week, 2 days ago

ENJOY SANTIAGO SMOG RUDE CHILEAN BULLIES INDIOS ROTOS ORDINARIOS. JUST ROT LITTLE CHILEANS .

23 Anonymous
1 week, 2 days ago

IT SHOULD BE NO SURPRISE WHY CHILE ONLY HAS 17 MILLION INDIANS. NO ONE TALKS, EVERYONE JUST INSULTS INSULTS AND MAKES FUN OF THE OTHERS. THE CHILEANS IN GENERAL ARE AUTISTIC PEOPLE AND MENTAL HEALTH IS EXTREMELY POOR IN CHILE. I DONT RECOMMEND CHILE TO ANYONE . JUST DIE RUDE SHY INDIANS .

24 Anonymous
1 week, 2 days ago

CHILE IS THE WORST COUNTRY IN SOUTH AMERICA. IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR PEOPLE THAT ARE EDUCATED AND NICE AND EXTROVERTED, YOU ARE IN THE WRONG PLACE. CHILE IS AN EXTREMELY COMPLEX COUNTRY WITH RUDE RUDE RUDE PEOPLE AND SHY INTROVERT BUT GROSSLY RUDE CHILEAN PIGS .

25 Anonymous
1 week, 2 days ago

AMERICA IS WAY BETTER THAN CHILE. AMERICANS IN GENERAL ARE NICER MORE EDUCATED AND MORE EXTROVERTED AND MUCH BETTER LOOKING THAN CHILEANS. CHILEANS ARE RUDE NASTY POOR UGLY AND THIEVES. I RECOMMEND GOING TO USA MORE THAN CHILE. CHILE IS GARBAGE IN ALL ITS ASPECTS AND CHILEANS ARE WORTH SHIT NASTY RUDE PEOPLE.LONG LIVE AMERICA AND JUST DIE USELESS UGLY CHILE !!

26 Anonymous
1 week, 1 day ago

Chilenos rotos ordinarios indios maleducados y gente vulgar

27 Anonymous
1 week, 1 day ago

Rude and nasty Chilean bullies . Hey chileans learn some fucking manners . Chilenos venenosos Rotos ordinarios indios maleducados .

28 Anonymous
1 week, 1 day ago

So much inequality in little Chile Chile stinks

29 Anonymous
1 week, 1 day ago

Chileans are insular cold people and very very unfriendly people . Their typical excuse is they are shy . Yeah not so shy to be bullies rude and mean hey .

30 Anonymous
1 week ago

Chileans are cold people and very unfriendly don’t bother with the country .

31 Anonymous
6 days, 8 hours ago

Chileans call me Teton Teton and laugh in my face everyday . Chileans are cold and useless .

32 Anonymous
5 days, 7 hours ago

Chilenos Rotos ordinarios . Indios maleducados venenosos y sin verguenza . Aprendan modales antes de creerse superiores . Muera Chile picantes Rotos ordinarios .

33 Anonymous
5 days, 7 hours ago

Chilenos maleducados indios envidiosos resentidos y venenosos muera Chile mierda indios Rotos ordinarios .

34 Anonymous
5 days, 6 hours ago

Chileans are rude and mental health is poor. no one respects anyone in Little chile and everyone is rude and nasty. i regret coming to chile with all my life. trust me you dont want to go to chile, go anywhere but chile. trust me .

35 Anonymous
5 days, 6 hours ago

CHILE IS AN INFERNO AND NIGHTMARE. DONT BELIEVE THEM, THEY ARE VERY UNFRIENDLY VERY RUDE AND VERY NASTY AND ARROGANT.I REGRET ALL MY LIFE IN COMING TO CHILE. JUST DIE CHILEANS AND LEARN SOME FUCKING MANNERS .

36 Anonymous
5 days, 6 hours ago

Chilenos Rotos ordinarios indios deprimidos y maleducados Rotos picantes tu Pais es un infierno . Aprendan educacion antes de creerse superior en latinoamerica .

37 Anonymous
5 days, 6 hours ago

Los chilenos me llaman Teton Teton y se burlan en mi cara . Since para eso no son nafa de timidos hey? Chilenos sin verguenza Rotos ordinarios . Long live USA and just die rude Chile .

38 Anonymous
5 days ago

Chilenos venenosos rotos maleducados aprendan modales indios feos.

39 Anonymous
3 days, 7 hours ago

Chilenos maleducados Rotos venenosos

40 Anonymous
1 day, 1 hour ago

Chileans are major bullies and they enjoy making other people’s lives a living inferno . Chileans are rude and nasty cronic bullies .

41 Anonymous
1 day ago

Chile is the race of shit and garbage. Shy but rude ugly filthy Chilean pigs. Chile is truly one of the more unfriendly places on earth . You’ve been warned , avoid Chile .

42 Anonymous
23 hours, 11 minutes ago

CHILENOS ROTOS ORDINARIOS INDIOS MALEDUCADOS BULLIES CRONICOS Y VENENOSOS . MUERA CHILE ROTOS PICANTES Y APRENDAN MODALES ANTES DE CREERSE SUPERIORES EN LATINOAMERICA, INDIOS MALEDUCADOS. MUERA CHILE MIERDA ROTOS ORDINARIOS .

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